Corrupt a wish!~Click ~

For those who don't know how to play, here are the rules.

Okay,
the point of this game is to "corrupt" someone else's wish. For
example, I could say "I wish I was a bug," then someone else would say
"Wish granted. But you get stepped on, because you're so small."

Remember to make a wish after you grant!!!!
You wouldn't believe how many people forget to make a wish after they
grant. If someone doesn't make a wish, then we're at a dead end of
no-going-forward-ness. You know? We're stuck. So remember to wish.

I'll start.

I wish i had a wii

Wish granted, but you going to break your arm by hitting the wall while playing tennis (??????? haha okay..... )

I wish school was over ad we had a 6 month summer =]

wish granted but you turn dumb cuz your not learning (lol)

i wish for pie

Wish granted but I ate your pie!

I wish I had a Yorkie!

Put then youget it and it looses all of its hair

I wish I could own webkinz and be rich

You didn't make a wish.

I'll make a wish, so it keeps on going.

I wish I everyone could live forever.

wish granted but then we suffer cuz its hot hot hot
(your really specific lol!)

i wish for chips

wish granted but then I step on them (lol)

I wish I was full

You get a stomache.

I wish I had a dog.

wish granted but your dog blows up
i wish for more chips that cant be stepped on

wish granted but then animals abuse us
i wish for pie

Pie has a lot of fat, so you gain some calories.

I wish there was no gravity. (So we can float)

The animal shelters would get out of business.

I wish we could understand what other animals are thinking.

wish granted but they get run over..(sad)

i wish for a pen

You get ink on your shirt.

I wish everyone spoke the same language.

then aliens abuse all

i wish for more pie